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An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:19 am

I have been looking into this for a long time. At this point in the process I think it would be appropriate to share this information with you guys.

Matt, one of our council members, hails from Barrie, Ontario, Canada. Lover of Italian one-hit-wonders and all things YTP, he never fails to amaze us with his Filipino ways.

We've all assumed Matt to be of Filipino descent based on some certain factors, including:
A) He has claimed Filipino heritage.
B) He claims to have an uncle, who is supposedly a politician in the Philippines.

Yet he doesn't know Tagalog at all - and he's not very good at Spanish... not to say he "should," per se, but wouldn't you guys agree that it's a little suspicious, seeing as he claims his family to be of Philippine origin?

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It sure did to me, so I set out to see if Matt really was telling us the truth about his heritage.
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:23 am

PART I. THE PASSWORD

For some reason, Matt had decided at some point to set all of his passwords online to Catman11.

Let's take a look at this for a second: Catman11. Look at it again: Catman11. Does this not bring to mind a certain city located in Asia?

That's right: Kathmandu.

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Gateway to the Himalayas, and the capital city of Nepal.

A quick dissection of the phrase Catman11 can hint at this similarity:
Cat - Kath
man - man
11 - du (11 being the roman numeral II, or 2.)


Catman11 == Kathmandu.
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:28 am

PART II. THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

Sometime around the first of February, 2015, a fellow council member, Flutters, aka Marco Chiriboga, made an edit to Matt's supposed Filipino politician uncle's Wikipedia page, detailing his personal hobbies, qualities and various strange things about him, such as his love for Grieg's classic hit, In the Hall of the Mountain King.

Why would Marco go out of his way to post about Matt on a website that he would later tout around to his friends?

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Perhaps he is in on a secret plan, along with Matt, to reinforce his supposed FIlipino heritage as fact.

What his password hints at is a very subtle hint, only leaked out to reveal the truth in the face of blatant lies.

Matt is from Nepal.
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:35 am

PART III. TARZAN BOY

Where does the Italian band Baltimora's hit song "Tarzan Boy" play into all of this?

For one thing, Matt loves the song. Its lyrics describe one man's life in the wild, bragging of how easy it is to survive.

Sherpas do the same - they are trained from birth to climb mountains and have a much easier time surviving at higher altitudes than people of non-Sherpa descent. The Sherpa people are mainly Nepalese, due to the immense tourism trade surrounding peaks like K2 and Everest in the area.

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It makes much more sense now, his obsession with the song; he is trying to hint at his true Nepalese origins.
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:40 am

PART IV. THE FACES LINE UP

We can go even further and perform a side-by-side analysis of Matt's face as compared to an average Nepalese person's face.

Here is Matt's face.

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Note the slightly upturned eyes, relatively thin brow, and smile.

Now here is an average Nepalese man:

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Also note the upturned eyes, thin brow and smile.

Matt looks just like the man in the second picture; if this is not undeniable proof of Matt's Nepalese descent, I do not know what is.

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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:45 am

PART V. HE WORKS AT A CALL CENTER

Matt works at a customer service center as a service representative for a large cable/internet company in Canada.

Nepal is a country that borders India:

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...and many people in India work for call centers.

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Again, more proof that Matt is of Nepalese descent.
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:46 am

PART VI. HE DOESN'T DO DRUGS

Matt does not feel the need to do drugs... or "get high..." because his ancestors already did it decades ago, climbing mountains as Sherpa.

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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by circuitbawx » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:49 am

CONCLUSION

Matt is Nepalese

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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by Guard55 » Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:13 am

Tim, how long did this take?
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Re: An important message about Matt

PostPosted by Flutters » Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:40 am

I'm denying my involvement, I was trying to get myself banned from wikipedia.

The evidence surrounding this theory is overwhelming... looks like Matt's another xJillSnowDudx

This gave me a good chuckle:

circuitbawx wrote:Matt does not feel the need to do drugs... or "get high..." because his ancestors already did it decades ago, climbing mountains as Sherpa.
"Kill me and you're weak! Kill me and you're wea- NOOOOO!"
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